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Dec 25 2010
rawr-ence:

 
Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English English.Nigel: All right, my son: I could’ve had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. Austin: Are you telling a bunch pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? Nigel: What, billy no mates? Austin: Too right, you. Nigel: Don’t you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!Nigel: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears!Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and…  [complete gibberish] (????????)…Austin & Nigel: —tea kettle!Nigel: And then, and then—Austin & Nigel: She shat on a turtle!

rawr-ence:

 

Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English English.

Nigel: All right, my son: I could’ve had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. 

Austin: Are you telling a bunch pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? 

Nigel: What, billy no mates? 

Austin: Too right, you. 

Nigel: Don’t you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? 

Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!

Nigel: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears!

Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and…  [complete gibberish] (????????)…

Austin & Nigel: —tea kettle!

Nigel: And then, and then—

Austin & NigelShe shat on a turtle!

(Source: dont-fight-the-darkness)